Bunyawee. Officially wonderful.
The official website of Bunyawee: award winner, trendsetter, and the most important person in any room. Confirmed by an independent committee of one.
Achievements and awards
World's Best Girlfriend, 2026
Awarded unanimously. The jury was one man, and he did not hesitate for a second. The other nominees withdrew out of respect.
Beautiful, officially
Her smile is registered as a source of clean energy. One smile keeps a small village in Ohio lit for a week.
Funny and witty
Wins every joke contest, including the ones nobody entered. Her boyfriend laughs at her jokes, and for once he is not just being polite.
World-class driver
Formula 1 teams keep calling. She keeps saying no, because the trip to the market is more important.
Chef
A Michelin inspector came to taste her cooking once. He has not left. He says he is “still deciding”, with his mouth full.
Translator
Fluent in Thai, English and Boyfriend. Can translate “I'm fine” into its full, true meaning in under a second.
Massage therapist
Certified by the International Council of Knots. Every knot she has met has surrendered. Side effects include falling asleep mid-sentence.
Negotiator
Market vendors have an early-warning system for when she approaches. She once bought a mango for less than the vendor paid for it.
Always right
Our fact-checking department has reviewed every argument since records began. Result: she was right. The department has since been closed as unnecessary.
The fan club is now open
Members receive nothing, but feel very lucky. Current membership: 1 (the founder, in Ohio).